The Queen of Diamonds is preparing for her return to the lion’s den, and she is making one thing crystal clear: there will be no peace treaties. Lisa Vanderpump is heading to BravoCon 2025 armed with a sharp tongue and a hit list, publicly declaring she has no intention of squashing her beef with Kyle Richards and is actively “trying to avoid” at least six other Bravo stars.
The ghost of “puppygate” still haunts the halls of Beverly Hills. When asked on the Housewives Nightcap podcast if she would finally make peace with her former best friend, Kyle Richards, Lisa’s response was swift, brutal, and utterly Vanderpump.
“No. No,” she stated, before delivering a classic, menacing joke. “I would never squash the beef. I’d swallow it whole. You know that.“
The message was unmistakable: the war is not over. In fact, it may never be over.
The declaration of war didn’t stop there. When asked if there was anyone she was hoping to avoid at the massive fan convention, Lisa let out a knowing laugh.
“Yes. I think there’s six of them,” she declared.
While she didn’t name names, the list is not hard to deduce. At the top, of course, is Kyle Richards, along with her “puppygate” allies, Teddi Mellencamp and Erika Jayne. Then there’s Dorit Kemsley, with whom Lisa has a long and bitter history. And now, a new name has been added to the list of enemies: her own former protégée, Scheana Shay, who recently accused LVP of using her “real-life pain to launch her TV empire.”
“This is classic LVP,” an insider source commented. “She’s not just attending an event; she’s setting a stage. By announcing her ‘hit list,’ she’s creating a narrative of ‘her versus them.’ She’s daring the cameras to follow her, to capture the awkward run-ins and the icy glares. She’s producing her own storyline before she even steps on the property.”
THE CONCLUSION
Lisa Vanderpump is not coming to BravoCon to sign autographs and smile for photos. She is coming to hold court. She has publicly identified her enemies and made it clear that forgiveness is not on the agenda. The halls of Las Vegas are about to become a battlefield, and the Queen is ready for war. The only question is, who will be brave enough to face her?
It’s the last person anyone would expect.
General Hospital keeps throwing suspects at us in the Who Shot Drew mystery. Was it Willow? Michael? Portia? Nina? Jacinda? They all have good reasons to do it. (Most of the audience feels the same.) But there is one person who has the best reason to want Drew gone. And, so far, no one has considered them….
Key Takeaways
You’d think, what with gaslighting Willow (Katelyn MacMullen), taunting Michael (Rory Gibson), harassing Portia (Brook Kerr), and trying to steal Monica’s (Leslie Charleson) house — not to mention swiping Tracy’s (Jane Elliot) luggage (SO mature) — Drew (Cameron Mathison) would have no time to be making his daughter Scout’s (Cosette Abinante) life miserable. And if you ask Drew, it’s not Scout he’s trying to make miserable, it’s her brothers, Danny (Asher Antonyzyn) and Rocco (Finn Carr). And her grandmother, Alexis (Nancy Lee Grahn).
Drew is throwing out restraining orders, right and left, to keep them all away from his little girl. For her own good, of course.
Well, Scout isn’t appreciating his efforts. She hasn’t said much about it to Drew. Probably because the poor girl has already lost her mother, Sam (Kelly Monaco).
Drew has isolated her from most of her family. Scout doesn’t want to risk losing her father’s life, too. While he’s alive, that is. If Scout is forced to live with only Drew, it would be nice if he didn’t hate her. On the other hand…
On the other hand… if Scout didn’t have to live with Drew… if he were, say, dead… why, that would be a whole other story! If Drew were out of the way, Scout could see her brothers. And her grandma. And her aunts. And basically anyone she wanted, without fear that Drew might remember that they snubbed him in an elevator once by letting the door shut in his face, and now he has a score to settle.
Could Scout have been the one to shoot Drew? Maybe because she heard about this girl in Salem, who shot her uncle… and got away with it, scot-free.